astalavistababyy

i think my spelling in my title is wrong but whatever. ohkae common test! i got a big round O for chem and B for math and there goes my hope of having just one A at all in the CTs. OH YEAH BABYY.

i think i'm very manly it's time to be more shu nu and stop talking about shit during bio pract and talking about shit with my friends and talking about shit with my family and talking about shit while shitting. and den i must laugh at every single non-amusing stupid joke and i must laff whole heartedly and not just for politeness. and den when i laff i cannot open my mouth big big and laff i must cover it and say he he he. and i must stop trying to trip pple although i havent been doing that recently but i think it's very fun. and i must start walking with my knees and ankles stuck together so i will take small steps.

and then i must constantly dig my eyes so that i will not haf any bak sai. and scream when i see a lizard instead of try to catch it. and i must scream and run when i see a cockroach instead of scream and run then run back to step on it. and i must look very very very disturbed and sad when anyone says any word that remotely refers to a sexual organ or a curse. for example when someone says cow. it is REMOTELY linked. very remotely. infact i can't seem to find the link but i'm looking disturbed anywae. then when my frens are not interested in what i haf to say and ask me to shuddup i must start crying instead of shouting at them.

i must speak quietly and not exceeding 50 decibels instead of speaking loudly and not going lower than 90 decibels. YAYY.

my first step to being a shunu begins as i flutter my eyelids innocently while brushing my teeth.