Friday, June 17, 2005

hrm

things that need to happen so i will start studying.

1) tv does not show anything other than pple praying in a mosque. you noe like the ones they haf on tv1 when the open or something liddat.

2) computer bursts and starts bleeding and showing signs of poltergeist.

3) main door and gate melts so that i can't get out of the house.

4) swimming pool freezes and suddenly turns into cement.

5) dog gets alienic virus which makes her turn into a stone when i go near her.

6) bed catches fire and is reduced to four legs and NO straight platform to sleep on.

7) anytime i decide to lie on the floor or roll on it the floor opens up and eats me up.

8) phone becomes too hot to hold when i get near it.

9) get a robot that will tell me all the solutions and why to every stupid question which threatens to put me off studying becos i hate it when i realli don't know something.

10) change a brain.

lists are therapeutic.

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